ball slapper

When you're having sex doggy style with a girl and your balls slap up against her lower belly.

"It was a ball slapper of a good time!"

by luckylewk July 30, 2004

slapped

To be highly intoxicated from the effects of alcohol.

I was so fucking slapped last night, that Jack kicked my ass.

by Matthew Whitaker May 16, 2005

slapper stand

A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.

"Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!"

by rmg September 29, 2003

Dapper slapper

A lady who has the appearance of being prim and proper. Well dressed, polite and seemingly perfect but deep down she's a slapper.

Nigella Lawson is a right dapper slapper!

by Lily & Becky November 5, 2010

oyster slapper

A lesbian.

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.

by The Atomic One May 7, 2011

mitch slapped

The act of being slapped across the face by a person named Mitch or to be humiliated in a similar manner.
To be avoided. Similar to bitch slapped.

You just got mitch slapped in that meeting!

by Arubatto June 27, 2008

pissed up slapper

Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.

"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."

by junkietown May 25, 2009