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Shittion

To be in a state, action, process, result or condition of shit.
Man.... sometimes life is even crazier than a book.. It can be stranger than shittion.
by Dustin Cropsirkils July 4, 2017
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Situationship

Fuck manthis girl I’m seeing, we aren’t dating but the sex is good, it’s a situationship”
by Adlayajay August 5, 2022
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Canadian Situation

A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.
-Man this Sucks.

-What's wrong man?

-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.

-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.

-Yeah, wish me luck

-Good luck
by Student Body President June 30, 2010
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Acquired Situational Narcissism

Pathological (secondary) narcissism that is induced in adulthood by dysfunctional coping with celebrity, wealth, and fame.

The "victims" - billionaire tycoons, movie stars, renowned authors, politicians, and other authority figures - develop grandiose fantasies, lose their erstwhile ability to empathize, react with rage to slights, both real and imagined and, in general, act like textbook narcissists.

t is likely that ASN is merely an amplification of earlier narcissistic conduct, traits, style, and tendencies. Celebrities with ASN already had a narcissistic personality and have acquired it long before it "erupted". Being famous, powerful, or rich only "legitimized" and conferred immunity from social sanction on the unbridled manifestation of a pre-existing disorder. Indeed, narcissists tend to gravitate to professions and settings which guarantee fame, celebrity, power, and wealth.
- Did you see that singer's body language and mannerisms? I remember her when she embarked on her career only a year ago! She was so modest then!

- A case of Acquired Situational Narcissism, probably.
by zadanliran October 25, 2011
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Warhead Situation

When you have to fart but when you begin to push you can tell it isnt just a fart. In your attempt to cut it off you get the tip of it and thus the warhead is stuck rolling around in your underwear.
Uh oh Bill, we have a warhead situation over here!
by SilenceWillKill October 22, 2017
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lefty situation

When a man or a woman can no longer can pleasure themselves with their right hand and have to resort to using their left hand. Left-handed dominant fellows are by default placed in the lefty situation.
Guy 1: “Dude, I broke my right-hand fighting a bear in the woods.”

Guy 2: “Looks like you’re in a lefty situation now.”

Guy 1: “Fuck dude, how am I gonna pull the chicken with my left hand?”
by finetwine February 22, 2020
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A paintbrush toothpick situation

Many years ago in 2019 GREG went gorilla freak out mode on his amazing, fantastical daughter because she stirred paint with a paintbrush instead of a toothpick while painting mini D&D figurines. A paintbrush toothpick situation is when someone does something small and seemingly unimportant and they get too angry.
Dollar Tree Employee- I saw you dropped that licorice on the ground YOU NEED TO RESPECT MY STORE.
Karen- (walking out the door silently whispers to herself) you should respect me
Dollar Tree Employee- You better not bring your smart-alec a** back to this store again
Molly- Bruh that was such a paintbrush toothpick situation
by Karenfromthedollartree September 12, 2019
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