shitted

To be intensely inebriated, possibly leading to loss of control of basic bodily functions. Symptoms of being shitted (or 'shittedness') are diziness, nausea, fumbling and bungling. However, being shitted is not unpleasant, and should be embraced.

Cripes, I'm utterly shitted!

or

Keith Moon would be proud... I'm shitted out of my mind

by Jon Beaumont AKA Spuggs March 18, 2004

shitted

a past-tense of the verb form of shit

Goddamnit! Who shitted in the urinal?!?!?!

by Dr. Badwrench December 28, 2006

Shiteded

Is when you shit yourself but you don’t it’s just air a lot of air

I Shiteded myself and that’s why I made this word at exactly 2:15am because I thought of it

by Udontknowmeboi April 27, 2020

Shirted

When you hitting so good, she squirt and shit at the same time.

To squirt and shit at the same time.

Jenny shirted her first time she had a bbc.

I shirted jenny again.

by Akiyn October 13, 2020

Stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.

Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.

Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.

Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?

by PuceEmu August 23, 2008

paddle shifters

Modification to a motor vehicle that adds unbelievable power and torque. Gives a Prius enough power to chop a hsv vf gts.

Kristen said she would chop me because she has paddle shifters.

by Illdefineyou February 6, 2017

Taylor Swifted

When your ex writes a song about you but never actually uses your name. Also known as "Swifted" or "Getting Swifted"

You dont want to date a songwriter, you guys might break up and the next thing you know, you're getting Taylor Swifted.

by Lordkeltic April 26, 2020