Sharpenings

Leftovers after sharpening an art pencil, synonymous with shavings

After you sharpen your art pencils, clean your sharpenings off the bed.

by VBMilkman February 21, 2025

Shantini

A total whore who thinks she should be recognized as god's gift to human kind. Unfortunately she's a loser whore who is a failure in life, has low self esteem, and born with saggy tits and ass - imagine them today! No no.

She's seen too many dicks from childhood but pretends she's an angel. Not very bright in school, few friends, wants to live a gazillionaire life although she is as broke as a slum whore.

Man 1: Whoa, look at Shantini over there. She grown all old and saggy.

Man 2-100,000: who hasn't tapped that saggy ass. She was saggy slut when she was 18 and now everything's hitting her knees. What a sag bag.

by Shantiniisawhore March 15, 2025

Shartinator

Someone who sharts all the time and is proud of it.

That guy is a real shartinator.

by Hlmrocko85 September 22, 2025

Knowledge sharting

Offering unsolicited knowledge

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots

by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017

anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.

Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen

by smaarty man January 27, 2020

espresso shartini

An espresso martini with laxatives in it.

Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis

by Dick Recoil May 7, 2020

Sea sharpening

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.

Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."

by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020