Shakespeare

An old dramatic cougar, who has no bellybutton. (Don't ask me how that works, these individuals DO exist) desperate not to die alone.

Shakespeare: For soon he will move to another.
Me: What the fuck are you Shakespeare?

by Amanda Motha Fuckin' Davis July 27, 2011

Shakespearean question

the question of to be or not to be; the question of whether something exists or not.

It is not known whether the Higgs boson exists or not. It is a Shakespearean question, indeed

by uttam maharjan July 27, 2011

Shakespeareish

When someone is trying to speak in Shakespearean but just throws in a couple thou's and thines.

Dude1: What if thou sammich was thine only sammich?

Dude2: Umm, it would taste the same?

Dude1" Ahh yes, but in Shakespeareish it is thine only sammich!

Dude2: Yeah... in Shakespearean its also a sammich by any other name would taste as sweet... And this is a sub, so... still tasty.

by SirEvanJones February 16, 2010

shakespeare tech

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.

guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen

guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!

by ComicGal April 27, 2010

Shakespeare Shoes

A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.

"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "

by [e-mail] November 2, 2017

Shakespeare

A language used to confuse high schoolers

Can you read Shakespeare? Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm reading.

by Jimin_NoJams March 7, 2019

Shakespeare

Big fuckin, Twat

Luke is Shakespeare!

by Sex_Machine_it's_funny_cuz_sex April 8, 2019