speaking shakespeare

When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.

Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.

by JudeMer April 28, 2009

shakespeared

To be Shakespeared is to have been burned with the verbal eloquence and creativity of the late, great, William Shakespeare.

"Dude, she just Shakespeared you!"

by InTheTardisBlue November 28, 2013

Shakespeare

a person which is very popular for, i don't know

hello shakespeare!

by aghwchuiljhkbzxjchvsddsfv January 1, 2025

Shakespeare

the person who writes the most BORING shit

"I have to read a Shakespeare book, he's so boring!"

by MagicShinx February 19, 2025