Shrafted

Similar to the Texas Hotplate. This version is usually done as a hazing ritual. Whereas the hazee lays on his back under a short glass table or other transparent surface (ie. plastic tarp). The hazers then in turn deficate onto the hazees face.

Pledge Gary was shrafted into Lamda Lamda Lamda last week.

by r0d October 24, 2005

SHARTED

When you go for a proper loud fart and end up shittin your pants.

1ST PERSON: jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuussss, listen mate, we need to leave, ive just sharted my self!!!

2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!

by NATE DOUG September 3, 2005

sharted

Fart gone really really extremely BAD.

shopping for steaks . . .

Cheryl : We gotta go now.
Trudy : Why ?
Cheryl : Fart gone bad.
Trudy : What???
Cheryl : I sharted !!!!!

by Courtney 21 October 29, 2006

Pipe Sharted

When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it

Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe

"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"

by pipe master666 August 28, 2009

sharted

To follow through with poo during a fart! Sharted.

Guy at the Gym..I gotta get off this spin class!!

Guy at the gym's friend: Why?

Guy at the gym...I just sharted

by Gn2206 January 19, 2008

shifted

to alter you mind; to get high, drunk, etc...

i dont remember anything this weekend i was so shifted!

by zach26k February 11, 2008

rafter shafter

A variant of the 69 position involving a horizontal beam. Person A hangs upside down while person B stands on an item of appropriate height to facilitate a junk in face orientation for both parties. Although originally developed in a log cabin, this position may be applied creatively to a variety of locations including sailboats and monkey bars. Other names include the beam ream, the leaky ceiling, the km special, the log snog, and the boom bang (nautical).

We were caught doing a rafter shafter and tried to explain we were fixing a leaky ceiling.

by karlslashwarren August 14, 2008