Shut up dale

Used to call out someone when they're starting to sound like a crazy conspiracy theorist.
Comes from the classic King Of The Hill show, where Hank Hill would constantly call out his tinfoil hat friend Dale Gribble.

Person 1: "Don't you know the government is listening on everything you say?"

Person 2: "Shut up Dale."

by Anonyfur May 2, 2020

Shut Up and Take My Money!

A phrase used when you either

A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.

The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.

Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"

Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"

by ornjoos January 7, 2012

shut up heather

A quote from the movie Heathers and part of the actual song Big Fun from the musical Heathers. It has nothing to do with TikTok. If you think it's from TikTok or "that one TikTok song" consider yourself educated. Heather Chandler often says it to Heather Duke, and the line is revisited when Veronica yells "SHUT UP HEATHER" at Chandler's spirit. Please refrain from saying "dang dang diggity dang" is from TikTok, it's from Heathers.

Person 1: Shut up Heather!
Person 2: Oh my god, you know Heathers?

Person 1: What do you mean? This is from TikTok.

Person 2: What the fuck? No! It's not from that musical.ly rip-off, it's from an amazing musical!

by ifelloffmychairlaughing November 12, 2019

shut up the fuck you must

What Yoda says to make ppl shut the fuck up

dipshit sith... shut up the fuck you must!

by eweee September 21, 2005

shut up your mom's gay

A classic comeback to halt someone you don't want or care to hear.

Person you don't care to hear: so i was at school today and I wa-
You: shut up your mom's gay
Person you don't care to hear: ...(silence)

by andbow03 February 21, 2018

shut up miguel

If some dude keeps runnin their mouths off and the normal "shut up" won't do the trick, you gots to confuse the shit out of them. When you say "SHUT UP MIGUEL!" you got a 3 second period of silence where you can either run or change the subject.

Some dude: Do you believe in god?

You: SHUT UP MIGUEL

(3 second period to gather yourself)

You: Hey, what did you have for breakfast?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

by illegit love child January 24, 2005

Shut Up T

A phrase originating in West St. Louis, made famous by the underground freestyle rapper, skiptomyreu. Best used when someone says something either extremely idiotic or is an ass. For full effect, drag out the T in a high pitched voice.

Naka: Yo, that floor is really wet.
T: Your mom was wet last night.
All: Shutup Teee

by G Rock February 15, 2005