snorboarding

the person on the slopes that is half asleep causing at least himself or herself to fall.

Did you see the old guy snorboarding he almost took out that one kid.

by felkers law March 9, 2009

Snorbital

dunking one's head under water whilst blowing bubbles in order to get one's hair wet in preparation for washing.

"Okay, I just snorbitaled, now where's the shampoo?"

by PacMan M. December 29, 2008

snorble

verb: The act of snoring into a liquid, as used by a creature known as 'Longtail' on a muck world of questionable yet popular appeal. Longtail has often been known to pass out bowls of oatmeal in which tired people can 'snorble'.

'Longtail passes out bowls of oatmeal for the snorbling contest.'
Longtail says, "Snorble.. the sound one makes when one falls asleep, face down, ina bowl of oatmeal."

by Ophet December 16, 2008

sorbs

"cries" - like "sobs" but with an extra R

Cashier: This credit card was declined
Max: *sorbs*

by MackeyDeen October 23, 2008

The Sorbs

The most amazing being on this planet (Kevin Sorbo)is so bad ass, that he has to have a licence for it

The Sorbs is amazing

by his follower December 31, 2008

slorb

slut-whore-bitch, a person who is a slut, whore, and bitch, just an easier way to say it all in one

OMYGOSH! she is such a slorb!

by kels814 December 2, 2007

Smorby

a. (noun) A super morbidly obese individual

b. (adjective) having super morbidly obese qualities

smoby used alternatively

She consumed an entire vat of cream puffs?! What a smorby fool!

Calan is 500 pounds and cannot see his feet over his protruding gut. He is a smorby!

by deadphat April 14, 2011