Senator Blumkin

A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:

1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else

Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.

by skid mark vz September 17, 2007

Ottawa Senators

It's funny, most of the definitions here say that the Maple Leafs are a lot better than the Sens. If the Leafs are so good why didn't the get into the playoffs? Granted the Senators didn't win the cup this season (2006 - 2007 Season) but they came a lot damn closer than the Leafs have since I don't know when.

Guy 1: Has any of the Canadian teams made it to the finals this year?
Guy 2: Yeah the Ottawa Senators did. 'Bout time.
Guy 1: That's true. Did the Leafs get to the playoffs?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: And everyone says the Leafs are better.
Guy 2: Totally

by Jordanwb July 16, 2007

Senate

The part of the U.S. Congress (aside from the House of Reps.) that if occupied by mostly wealthy senators, which is, upon examination, relatively undemocratic and unrepresentative.

Man1: I don't get this definition...

Man2: Try reading the essay about the Senate, "What Democracy?" by Richard N. Rosenfeld. It should make sense after you read the essay.

Man1: Fuck that I'm gonna go watch porn.

by Bernard0 September 11, 2009

Artemis Sendant

(Full Name- Artemis Proctram Sendant) Artemis Sendant was born as an only child. His mother and father (Artemis Sendant-Father and Daphne Bekrenite-Mother) loved and cared for him very much. Around elementary years his parents noticed that Artemis was a lot smarter and quicker than other students around him. In his teenager years he found a calling for the arcane arts. He was always a teacher’s pet and became good friends with Alchemy teacher Danticule Asilophil in the higher grades. Sadly though around the ending of high school for him, his parents were killed in a Goblin raid. After the death of his parents Artemis received a scholarship to go to the University Of Arcane Arts And Magic. While there he finished quickly getting the top 5% in University. Still he had no place to go or call home, so he stayed there at the university studying for another 5 years. One day it struck him, “What use is learning this If do not use it?” After thinking over it, Artemis has decided to go out into the world and see things and explore. To go out and make his father, mother, and teachings in life worth something. He believes that the Law should only be upheld to keep everything stabilized. He believes in the god Boccob, not as much as many believers do, but he is faithful to his god. He believes that thieving is wrong and dishonorable, though when it comes between stealing food to survive he thinks that it’s okay. When it comes to people he’s not very social or outgoing, though if he finds a person that is nice and kind as he is he can keep a strong friendship. Now when it comes to drinking he is totally against it. He thinks that it is bad for the mind and body. He mostly drinks tea or coffee. When it comes to a Loving relationship he probably wants one, as he gets a bit older. Though knows he’s not the most handsome guy around. Artemis tries to keep his own code of honor, he also believes in the codes of chivalry. When asked about magic he knows that magic is neither evil nor good. He thinks it depends on who is using magic and why. Some personality traits that he has, is that he is always loyal, especially to his friends. He can be a bit cowardly at times, though sometimes he can act a bit mad (crazy and angry mad) and he’s not always the most humorous person. He can be a nice guy to get along with…once you get to know him. He doesn’t know much of the outside world because most of his life was spent indoors. Only one physical thing that people can recognize him for a small scar on his right eyebrow. The only thing that fears him the most in life is dying at an early age. His favorite season in nature is spring because of all the life and flourishing during that time. His favorite topic from school was Science and Philosophy. He also sees magic not as a power but as a gift to nurture and to take it as a great responsibility. His favorite element would be wind.

Woah! Artemis you rolled a natural d20 yet still missed the weak goblin!

by D&D Master February 8, 2004

Senda

It's a name

SENDA

by Lalaka May 7, 2018

Cir Senam

The game name of a very prominent and popular player of the online game kingdomofloathing. No player has yet been able to find the source of his name and it remains a topic of discussion amoungst hisfriends and clan mates.

what the heck does Cir Senam come from?

by archon7777 November 24, 2006

ottawa senators

The Ottawa Senators were brought back as an expansion team in 1992 in order to bring back respectable hockey to Ontario since the Leafs and their fans are a total embarrassment to the sport of hockey. While the Sens started out as one of the NHL's worst teams by far, they have since evolved to become one of the league's elite teams. Quite simply put, the Senators have become the most fearsome team in Canada. No direspect is meant towards 4 of the other 5 canadian teams but the Sens are as good as a hockey team can possibly get with the exception of the Montreal Canadiens in their glory days of course.

Ottawa has managed to score more than 300 goals this season. They actually have scored more than any other team. Only Detroit has allowed less goals than Ottawa. The Ottawa Senators actually have good chances to win the Stanley Cup. Which is very much unlike the other Ontarian team.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006