seller's block

Not being able to sell something; product, item, service, etc. for a long period of time. (Can be retail sales or personal ad sales)

(Similar to a writer's block, but in relation to sales.)

I haven't been able to sell my iPod on Craigslist for 1 month now! I must be having a seller's block.

by Cloaked September 17, 2010

Semerang

The act of dreaming about wearing ladies frilly knickers and enjoying it.

Neil had a semerang last night.

by jwhalli August 3, 2012

Semerinal

Expressing emotions in any way except verbal.

Jake was feeling semerinal, so he painted his emotions.

by Trying2stay January 27, 2016

Semper Simplify

Semper Simplify: Always make things as simple or least complicated and troublesome as possible.

Her "what do you think about buying a boat or van that we could stay overnight in once in a while?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"

by Granka July 1, 2018

Sellery

Nickname for Matt Sell

Hey Sellery are you there?

by jim808 August 9, 2018

Semper Sexual

The gayest, straight men you’ll ever meet. Also, the unofficial sexual orientation of the Marine Corps.

People back home think I’m gay, but I’m just Semper Sexual.

by crustmeister June 24, 2021

love sealer

When you meet someone in an MMO (preferably of the opposite sex), talk to them every day for 2 years, then finally meet in real life and "seal your love". You have successfully become "the love sealer".

NOTE: Said long distance love might only last about 3-4 months because online acquaintances are limited to... your ingame avatar. Otherwise, you'll constantly be at each other's throats about real couple's issues.

Armand: I can't believe you let that guy sleep with you before you gave me a chance to be the love sealer.
Jenesse: You're a fucking idiot.

by Mista Bushido November 27, 2009