"It's so quiet in the office! Are you listening to selfish music again?"
"Yep."
"Well, I don't want to work in silence. I'll turn on some of my own, too!"
"Yep."
"Well, I don't want to work in silence. I'll turn on some of my own, too!"
by pricklypear2018 October 12, 2018

A person who self-isolates during the Covid-19 pandemic only until it interferes with their own social life.
He only self-isolates from Covid-19 until there’s a non-essential reason to leave his house, like a party or chance to hookup on Tinder. He’s a total selfish-isolator.
by KokoSmall April 11, 2020

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011

When one of your boys refuses to bring his cohort of pussy to the table for you to share. He keeps it for himself because of his inherent selfishness.
by Dingleberryjimmy November 14, 2023


What stupid entitled parents claim what people that don't want to have children are, despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with not wanting to have children at all, nor is there anything wrong at all with wanting to have children.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 7, 2022

Homie Rob: I’m not getting back together with you. You cheated on my with my dad, and my brother
Lauren: omg you’re actually so selfish you don’t care about my feelings at all
Lauren: omg you’re actually so selfish you don’t care about my feelings at all
by Sneckzy March 9, 2020
