Seamus

Just hot and a funny person who will get all the ladies (or men depending)

WOW HE IS HOT AF HE MUST BE NAMED SEAMUS

by Marshmello Is Cool November 14, 2016

Seamonkey

One of the two sucessors (the other is Firefox) of the defunct Mozilla Application Suite.

Seamonkey is very similar to Mozilla.

by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007

Seamoose

A magical creature invented by Ty, Seamus, and inspired by Mr. Leslie. Seamooses are moose with a fish's tail and magical flying powers.

"Seamoose, oh seamoose- the moose that lives in the sea"

by Seamoose May 18, 2004

seamstress

A prostitue undercover. In seattle young woman were registered seamstresses but really they were just whores taking advantage of the 1897 Alaskan Gold Rush.

Dacha-I want to be a seamstress when i grow up.
Lucy- Bitch, please. Like people would pay to sleep with you.

by Tacha March 16, 2006

schamp

A person that is a thug that doesn't know what is going on around them.

Kristen is an ultimate schamp.

by chico December 10, 2003

seamen serpents

seamen serpents are mysyterious creatures that work tirelessly around the clock to purify your man juice, to maintain a steady flow of jism flowing through your gene hunt.

definition 1 - " omg your father is an absolute seamen serpent, he loves purifying the man juice"

definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"

definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"

definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"

by J.Edmund H January 30, 2010

Stuffed Seaman

A term coined in the U.S. Navy by a bunch of Petty Officers after performing a circle jerk on a lone seaman recruit as part of Naval customs.

Franklin, did you hear about Schwab? He became the last of us to become a Stuffed Seaman. Now they are rotating the schedule and you're first up again.

by Yo' Mama May 5, 2004