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Master Sergeant

A Master Sergeant is a Marine that has mastered the specific skillset for a job, and is hand chosen to remain in this field. Master Sergeants conduct operations and are ready for deployment. Master Sergeants are subject experts and are looked upon for guidance and advice on actual operations. Master Sergeants are sexy beasts.

Of equal rank but opposite in job function is the First Sergeant. First Sergeants are closest to the person in charge but are actually responsible for only administrative tasks for their organization. First Sergeants make sure all the trash is picked up and rooms are clean. Their function is similar to that of a nanny or personal assistant.

A Master Sergeant outranks Managers, Asst Managers, General Leaders, Honchos, and El Jeffe.

A Director outranks a Master Sergeant in all matters.
The Colonel says:

"Get the Master Sergeants, we are preparing for deployment."

"Get the First Sergeant, there is trash in the common areas."
by TheOtherLeeroy November 13, 2011
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Seder

the longest meal you've ever had to sit through. for the jewish holiday passover. also, contains all your least favorite foods.
want to come over to my house for seder?
by drahcus February 13, 2010
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seder plate

During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.
I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.
by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008
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Serge

A sexy, smart individual with lots of charm. Full of energy and endurance...if you know what I mean
You just got Serge'd
by xSerge July 3, 2016
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Sedgwick

Sedgwick (as in Sedgwick Claims Management Services), is a worldwide insurance company crafted in the deep reaches of soulless corporate hell, often hired by large corporations, such as Walmart, Home Depot, or any big box retailer to minimize loss by invalidating claims made by victims of workplace neglect. In cases where it isn't possible to invalidate the claimant, Sedgwick will use other methods to reduce the victim's drive. This includes, but is not limited to, denying each and every request for hospitalization, treatment, or damages. You will need a lawyer to live through the fight, so ask your doctor if he has any recommendations.
"Oh no," the doctor sighed, "Your employer's insurance carrier is through Sedgwick claims... they're known as the Walmart Insurance company from hell, because they're going to deny you any help at all-- you're going to have to fight just to breathe." --paraphrasing my doctor.
by SimLaw June 1, 2018
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Staff Sergeant Major

An unprofessional NCO, whom at the rank of Staff Sergeant, feels he/she is not accountable to anyone else. E-6 US Soldier who abuses rank to obtain pleasure, profit, or personal safety. Any Staff Sergeant who mistreats soldiers of the same or lesser rank, because he/she feels they are entitled to do so by some devine power without any consequence or intergity.
Staff Sergeant Major Dixon is such a dugan. He never tells his section NCOIC where he is at because they both are the same rank and he feels his rank is more important than duty position or accountability.
by TribalSoulJah October 13, 2011
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Sergeant Schnee

Someone who gets completely jacked on cocaine. Sometimes this person will brag about how many drugs they have consummed to certain people and other times they will flatly deny any sort of drug use altogether. But, generally speaking, this person will get high and act like a jack-ass.
After a two eight-ball Friday night, Sergeant Schnee showed up and seems to be holding boot camp! Jock Rock sure does like to drink and do blow on the weekend. He'll deny doing any of it on Monday!
by dbergeron November 26, 2007
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