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scritch

the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
by glrbird September 27, 2003
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secret office romance

When two people are engaging in 'relations' without their colleagues knowing.
Duncan and Aimee liked to dock outside of work but denied they were having a secret office romance to their colleagues.
by ddodododdahdahdah September 29, 2005
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the secret life of us

Great Melbourne made soap/drama set in trendy st kilda with great characters, great plots, great settings!
Phil: "Did you watch Secret Life last night?"
Hanna: "Yeah! How funny was Evan??!!"
by evan wilde July 26, 2005
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British secret message

During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.
Man, I can't wait to take this girl home and give her a British secret message.
by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013
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trade secrets

trade secrets to protect a companies products from their competition but in reality a way to dump dangerous chemicals on people and pollute the environment with little or no consequences for the harm and damage they cause
trade secrets the biggest harm to people and the environment go to the store to buy household chemicals or cosmetics companies deliberately list ingredients as trade secrets to hide chemicals from consumers making it impossible for you know what you are getting what scary world we live in today
by littlejimmie May 11, 2019
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Victoria's Secret Compartment

Hot stuff carrying better stuff.

Capable of holding items such as wallets, cellphones, cards, folded up notes, pouches, USB drives, iPads, laptops, bazookas, etc...
"Women have more hiding places than men."
— Meryl Silverburgh, Metal Gear Solid

That one time that one female friend of yours pickpocketed your car keys and as you were trying to get to them, she stuffs them right there.. in Victoria's Secret Compartment.
by SenorAmbiguous November 12, 2012
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Victoria's Secretions

When you ooze girl-juices all over your pair of overpriced panties.
Samantha got dressed to the nines --fancy new lingerie and all--for her big date with a hot new stud, but after spending 10 minutes with him, she was so turned on that she completely soiled her $40 pair of panties with her Victoria's Secretions.
by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013
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