Second Hand Blowjob

It happens when someone have oral sex with someone and then moments later sucks your penis.

Friend 1: Hey man!! Crazy night yesterday right??
Friend 2: Hell Yeah man... especially after i got that second hand blowjob from Pauly.

by itssharkweek!! May 20, 2011

Second-hand sausage

When you are making out with your girlfriend and you taste another guys dick on her lips. This also includes when you go down on the girl.

Madisen came over to kiss me and I almost choked on the second-hand sausage.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

second hand smoke

what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or "sidestream smoke" is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullshit at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.

rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is... killling me.. (COUGH COUGH).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.

by rilesworth July 26, 2006

second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody

when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.

by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010

Second hand drunk

The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.

Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”

Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”

by Larmonaid October 2, 2019

Second Hand Fuck

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move

I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.

by Deafblackkids March 4, 2020

Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee

“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee”

by IBS warrior July 13, 2021