Ween snuggler

Someone, either male or female, who snuggles with weens

Have you seen Dolores?
Yeah gurrrrrl. That bitch a real ween snuggler with her saggy ass yolks.

by PterodactyI March 16, 2022

Van Horne Smuggler

An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.

Kevin loved the van horne smuggler.

by IBSGRB4588 March 9, 2019

Plum Smuggler

1. A vain man wearing incredibly tight lower wear (speedo, bike shorts, unitard), who appears to be hiding plums right around the crotch.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.

1. Oh my GOD! Look at that plum smuggler in the water. I hope he doesn't scare any young children...
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.

by TadBitBored May 13, 2008

Cock Smuggler

The act of trying to hide a boner in a group of people of public place.

I was a cock smuggler when the teacher called me up to the board.

by MSD12367 December 13, 2009

kool aid smuggler

A person, most likely a black male, that drinks all the kool aid at a party of social gathering.

Paul- "Hey Sam, can you get me some kool aid?"

Sam- "Sorry but Tyrone drank all of it, that damn kool aid smuggler!"

Paul- "Fucking Tyrone dude!"

by TooEaZzy July 28, 2011

grape smuggler

A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.

Check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.

by Senorvee December 31, 2007

watermelon smuggler

A Female with rather large breasts.

Yo dude.. Look at that watermelon smuggler

by MillchenzaParlletta December 9, 2007