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screamen

When you nut on that bitch's face until she screams.
I dropped a load of screamen on that bitch's face.
by Jimbo215 October 14, 2013
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Scream wank

Having a screamer is where you scream very highly upon climax. Often found to be nicer in echoey tunnels and/or cave systems. Can be referred to as a screamer/scream jerkin'
'I only have scream wanks.' - Ross Hornby
'Are you having a scream wank?' - Alex Smith
by Sewell - A True Hatter February 10, 2015
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screaming craps

Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.
Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night
by Bwattz January 1, 2018
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monitor screamer

when someone suddenly screams at a computer shop facing the monitor of a computer for like 1 inch apart from his/her face yelling some bad words for some reasons like losing a game or something.
patrick: shit ! mother fucker !

audrey: come on patrick, don't be a monitor screamer, everyone can hear you from outside, its just a game you know.
by bobong magnanakaw January 30, 2010
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Ham Scramble

The desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty wanking.
Frank: Hey brahhhh! Why the long face?
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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The Screaming shits

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018
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degenerate junkie scramble

A last minute effort to cover at lest the risk amount of what looks to be a losing bet. When a single or series junkie parlay bets don't look like they're going to pay out, a gambler does degenerate junkie scramble. This involves frantically betting on late night sporting events without conducting any substantial research at all.
degenerate gambler A: why is the account balance so low?
degenerate gambler B: I did a degenerate junkie scramble last night to try and secure some type of profit for us, but all were unsuccessful
by dmbx7 July 2, 2008
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