SCP Foundation

The super secret company that eats tax payer's money to protect supernatural nibba 's from dieing.

Citizen: Lets see where my tax i paied has gone to.
Government: 10% Military 1% Law Enforcers 20% Wall 69% SCP Foundation

by Jack0Lantern September 24, 2019

scp-2000

object class:thaumiel
a underground base with machines that can create a ton of humans

it contains a bunch of building mineral

if something goes wrong and humanity was nearly wiped of the planet then you can use this machine to create humans that will rebuild everything

most people are dead so lets use scp-2000 to reboot humanity

by cosmnik June 5, 2021

SCP Had1_2_many

A mysterious figure that lurks in the night, the best way to avoid this creature is to say Mogus 32 times then proceed to hit the griddy, if you hear a dark humor joke and nobody is around be afraid.

Run its SCP Had1_2_many hide the orphans

by SCP theory April 24, 2023

SCP-3008

an originally good monster which was then ruined by retards and 5 year olds

guy 1: have you heard of SCP-3008
guy 2: im not 4 sorry

by Zordyn May 23, 2023

SCP-4521

SCP-4521 is a tree. It's a silent tree. It's way too silent. It doesn't scream. It has to scream. Do you know how many tests have been done? THEY EVEN KILLED A TREE GENETICALLY RELATED TO 4521. THEY TRIED EVERYTHING.

"I hate SCP-4521 so much I want to scream"

by Glitchguy October 15, 2023

Scp foundation

Basically, the scp foundation is filled monsters or anything that is irregular.
Oh and for some reasons theres legos that are alive there.

Person 1:You really dont want to work in the scp foundation!
Person 2: why?
person 1: d e a t h.

by SomebodyDoingStuff July 15, 2021

SCP fondation

The worst secret organization.

X : «Dud do you know the SCP fondation»
Y : -Yeah isn't it the secret organization that containt secrets misticisms entities
X: -Wait how do you know that
Y: There's a freaking website accessible to everyone.

by scp_manager May 7, 2023