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schrödinger's herpes

When you are awaiting the result of your STD test and you may or may not have herpes.
-Girl: Take your pants off!
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.
by POW POW POW September 1, 2012
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Schrödinger's Pussy

Gay or not gay? If you go glory-holing, and enjoy the experience, how do you know how gay you are?

In science, there's a thought experiment called Schrödinger's Cat, where a cat is in a box with a setup of deadly poison that's 50% likely to be leaked. Without being able to test the box, you don't know if the cat is alive or dead. Although the cat can only be alive or dead, the odds are that the cat is 50% alive.

Since there's a 50% chance that there's a man on the other side of the glory-holing wall (probably really 95% that there's a gay guy, but let's say 50%), you now have a 50% chance of being gay. Does that change your enjoyment of the experience? Maybe Eddie Murphy could help elaborate.
You went glory-holing this weekend? According to the theory of Schrödinger's Pussy, you're now half gay. Does this mean that you're going to manscape only half your body? Left half, back half, bottom half?
by King T July 20, 2011
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schrödinger's emoticon

An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--Schrödinger's emoticon
by Gx3 September 23, 2014
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Schrödinger's Dog

A thought experiment which can be observed when a dog brings an object he wants you to throw whilst simultaneously refusing to let go of it.
Our puppy brought me a tennis ball which he wanted me to throw. But, when I tried to get it, he wouldn't let go of it.
Truly a Schrödinger's Dog-type situation.
by Chipped Coffee Mug September 8, 2021
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Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.
by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021
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Schrödingers Fag

when you're violently homophobic, but also violently homosexual at the same time.
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by SchroFag October 28, 2022
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Schrödinger's Bigot

Someone who says something racist, and when they receive backlash, they take it back and say it is "just a joke"
Schrödinger's Bigot: "All black people should die"
Other person: "What is your problem man, that's screwed up"

Schrödinger's Bigot: "It's just a joke dude chill out"
Other person: "You are being a Schrödinger's Bigot"
by BeadyBell July 1, 2022
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