by Mabeebee April 2, 2024
Get the schlorpet mug.A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.
What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.
A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.
A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
"I think I just did a schmongle glob."
"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
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A combination of the words 'schmoogle' and 'doink'. A gender neutral term for someone that smokes a fat blunt on the regular.
by florgdomber June 16, 2024
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Pronunciation: /ˈshmoɾ-deɡ-ɑr/
Plural: Schmordegars
1. A verbal challenge over a point of fact that can be quickly resolved by consulting a reliable information source.
2. An intense debate in which both parties are equally confident in the accuracy of their opposing claims, often involving a strong sense of competition and personal stakes.
3. (Figurative) The broader principle that facts matter and should be verified when making claims.
Pronunciation: /ˈshmoɾ-deɡ-ɑr/
Plural: Schmordegars
1. A verbal challenge over a point of fact that can be quickly resolved by consulting a reliable information source.
2. An intense debate in which both parties are equally confident in the accuracy of their opposing claims, often involving a strong sense of competition and personal stakes.
3. (Figurative) The broader principle that facts matter and should be verified when making claims.
During dinner, the conversation turned into a Schmordegar when two of us argued over who won the Best Picture Oscar in 1982.
Carlos shrugged off the neighbor’s trivia about Led Zeppelin; since he didn’t care about it, it wasn’t a true Schmordegar.
It’s all fun and games until someone initiates a Schmordegar, then both sides gear up with Wikipedia searches and bold declarations.
Carlos shrugged off the neighbor’s trivia about Led Zeppelin; since he didn’t care about it, it wasn’t a true Schmordegar.
It’s all fun and games until someone initiates a Schmordegar, then both sides gear up with Wikipedia searches and bold declarations.
by Chris Riseley February 3, 2025
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by Mor(e)peko November 17, 2025
Get the Schmeeple mug.When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.
*Although sometimes no oinking involved...
When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.
Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....
you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
*Although sometimes no oinking involved...
When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.
Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....
you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
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