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scheming on the booty

When a person has such a voluptuous pair of booty cheeks that you plan to get into them as smooth as you can with the naughtiest of intentions. Just think of that person you have been wanting to take to pound town for the longest time
Damn I’ve been wanting to get in those cheeks for the longest time

Come on bro you can’t be scheming on the booty
by the1calledlez January 21, 2024
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Tamponzi Scheme

A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.
Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.

Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
by DoctorP June 20, 2025
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The Kenny Scheme

Make plans, especially in a devious manner or with intent to do something what you want. While maintaining a neutral or positive benefit from both parties.
My brother used the Kenny Scheme to trick my parents to get the new iPhone”
by しど September 25, 2020
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Scheme Anxiety

The feeling of knowing that a hurtful scheme and or plan is imminent.
As the dots were flashing on my screen, I'm ngl I was getting real scheme anxiety.
by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018
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Pwnzi Scheme

Pwning someone so bad that the only equivalent would be what Bernie Madoff did to his clients
Did you see my score in that game? Total pwnzi schemed that noob.
by Made off with jillions January 8, 2010
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Scheme Wain

Someone who has lived in a Council estate their whole life.
Victor is a scheme wain he’s never moved out of here his entire life.
by Raminjamin May 19, 2018
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Scheme queen

A slag that wears 110s and carries lockers and shouts a schemes name
Like hwg
Wee betty said "Shamrock boys" cos am a scheme queen
Kelsey said " fuck the monks"
Natnatno said " couple a scheme queens"
by Theschemequeen January 10, 2017
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