A scenester is someone that decides to dress according to what they think is original, but is only what a genre of music, mainly techno and punk rock, put out as the norm.
How to tell a scenester if you ever are in doubt:
-Must have a fully edited myspace, often with hearts or music backgrounds.
-Mentions robots, indie bands, techno bands, any other band name that they listen to no matter how obscure, and expect you to know what they are on about.
-Proclaims to the world when they get drunk because they think it makes themselves appear cooler.
-Very condescending towards others.
-Takes photos of self in mirror, in sunnies, in bikinis, from above, of boobs, of self doing things that are illegal.
-Uses pointless slang words like chu, fk, cnt, yu, r, wht, shu, hru, srs.
-Always talks themselves up, saying they get hit on all the time.
-Uses a computer program to edit photos to add hearts and other useless shit to them.
-Desperately wants the world to give them attention, whilst still remaining hated by everyone.
How to tell a scenester if you ever are in doubt:
-Must have a fully edited myspace, often with hearts or music backgrounds.
-Mentions robots, indie bands, techno bands, any other band name that they listen to no matter how obscure, and expect you to know what they are on about.
-Proclaims to the world when they get drunk because they think it makes themselves appear cooler.
-Very condescending towards others.
-Takes photos of self in mirror, in sunnies, in bikinis, from above, of boobs, of self doing things that are illegal.
-Uses pointless slang words like chu, fk, cnt, yu, r, wht, shu, hru, srs.
-Always talks themselves up, saying they get hit on all the time.
-Uses a computer program to edit photos to add hearts and other useless shit to them.
-Desperately wants the world to give them attention, whilst still remaining hated by everyone.
Man 1: Shit, is that Liz.V i see over there in the distance?
Man 2: Doesnt look like it, just some scenester poser with no life taking photos of herself.
Man 1: Yeah thats what i meant.
Man 2: Doesnt look like it, just some scenester poser with no life taking photos of herself.
Man 1: Yeah thats what i meant.
by Watchfull Eye April 29, 2009
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"Ugh Them scenester? She kept rambling on about how great her dinosaur shirt matched with her hello kitty back pack."
by DefenitlyNOTyou August 17, 2009
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by gigga May 16, 2006
Get the scenester mug.*used to have short choppy hair
*now have long curled hair with bangs that are super
short, straight accross their forehead
*tapered pants
*hard core
*layered tops
*rite aide shoes
*made 'leggings' the "in" style
*made 'oversixed' sun glasses the "in" style
*all rave about myspace
*don't like being called "scene"
*now have long curled hair with bangs that are super
short, straight accross their forehead
*tapered pants
*hard core
*layered tops
*rite aide shoes
*made 'leggings' the "in" style
*made 'oversixed' sun glasses the "in" style
*all rave about myspace
*don't like being called "scene"
{me} oh my gosh! catherine tan you scenester!
{her} dang it! i hate scenesters!
{me} you don't even know who they are!
{her} . . .
{her} dang it! i hate scenesters!
{me} you don't even know who they are!
{her} . . .
by RosenFieldBergerStein September 7, 2008
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"I don't even want to go to college, I'm going to party every night and go home with a different guy every night, so i'll never have have a house. I'm dying my hair black and getting it in a razor cut next weekend. I like have a boyfriend but I'm totally bi. I'm the biggest scenester at this school."
by augurtoast January 10, 2006
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the same people, by the way, who are always so pissed that a band they like actually makes money, and really needs to let everyone know that they listened to these guys before they were big
the same people, by the way, who are always so pissed that a band they like actually makes money, and really needs to let everyone know that they listened to these guys before they were big
Person 1: God, look at her hair, what a scenester. I bet she listens to Green Day!
Person 2: Whatever, dude, I'm gonna go play some pingpong, more interesting than deciding everyone besides you is posing
Person 2: Whatever, dude, I'm gonna go play some pingpong, more interesting than deciding everyone besides you is posing
by sandra dee July 24, 2008
Get the scenester mug.A scenester is a type of faze that most teenagers and preteens go thru, it's based off with colorful clothing, a certain music genre and lastly a certain personality, scenes are like the colorful goths, while some scene kids are in it for fashion, others are in it because of the time they are going thru in their lives.
Scene Fashion:
Anything colorful and funky seems to be in with scenes, while some scenes don't dress up as colorful as most scenes, others will want to go for a full effect, so basically colorful bracelets, baseball caps, shoes, t-shirts, and pants will be spotted on a scene.
Hair:
Most scene girls will make their hair big on the front and small on the back, but aside from that most scene girls will wear colorful hair, if not, dye it white or light blonde depending on their liking, different colored hair pieces may also be used among them, as for boys, well, i'm not sure, they will maybe dye their hair blue, green, or keep it natural.
Personality:
Most scenes according to most people have a dried up and boring personality, but overall, I think it depends, most scenes will be happy, others sad, others boring, and others fun, it really depends.
Scene Fashion:
Anything colorful and funky seems to be in with scenes, while some scenes don't dress up as colorful as most scenes, others will want to go for a full effect, so basically colorful bracelets, baseball caps, shoes, t-shirts, and pants will be spotted on a scene.
Hair:
Most scene girls will make their hair big on the front and small on the back, but aside from that most scene girls will wear colorful hair, if not, dye it white or light blonde depending on their liking, different colored hair pieces may also be used among them, as for boys, well, i'm not sure, they will maybe dye their hair blue, green, or keep it natural.
Personality:
Most scenes according to most people have a dried up and boring personality, but overall, I think it depends, most scenes will be happy, others sad, others boring, and others fun, it really depends.
by PaperAndPenAnd501 March 7, 2016
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