scatterpoo

When one takes a dump, and the shit goes all over the place, it is referred to as a scatterpoo.

Person 1:Sorry i just did a scatterpoo in your bathroom.
Person 2:OH no it's everywhere! even on the taps

by JASON G.LAW July 4, 2006

Seattle Seahawks

A football team that can celebrate on January 2, 2011. A team with nothing to lose going forward in the 2010-2011 NFL season.

Seriously, any 49ers or Rams fan should be jealous; they get a second chance at the New Orleans Saints, oppirtunity that is golden for both teams.

NOTE: THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A 49ERS FAN; I'M VERY JEALOUS INDEED.

Al Michaels: And the Seattle Seahawks are you 2010-2011 NFC West Champs!

by 7 and 9 January 4, 2011

Scattergun

A shotgun, as spoken by a true Texan.

Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.

Scott: I would go hunting with my scattergun.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?

Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.

by C-wood December 25, 2005

Seattle Seahawks

Created as an expansion team in 1976, the Seahawks put up decent numbers in the 1980s with 5 playoff berths under long time quarterback Dave Krieg. However, the team struggled for many years during the 1990s. After a division crown in 1988, they failed to make the playoffs again until 1999. In recent years, the team has been much better with 3 straight playoff berths and an amazing offense. This past season in 2005, the team made the Super Bowl for the first time. However, they ended up on the losing end of the game, as the Steelers took the championship.

"The Seattle Seahawks, the league's leading offense, scores just 10 points in the Super Bowl, as the Steelers take home their 5th title."

by Sports Info July 6, 2006

Seattle

Seattle has it's ups and downs.

Washington is a beautiful place and Seattle can be wonderful. There is so much to do there. It's home of the Pike Place Market, the Seattle Mariners, and Starbucks. Seattle is near so much. You have the mountains for snowboarding/skiing/hiking. You have the water for boating/swimming. You have everything you need in Seattle/Washington.

The only problems are that Seattle has horrible traffic and it rains a lot. (Although, personally, I don't think the weather is THAT bad year-round.. and I live there.)

Seattle, Washington. In the US.

by Laura A. September 14, 2005

Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.

I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

seattle handshake

after a guy refuses a one night stand, he receives a consolation prize of a handjob while fully clothed from a girl from a major city in which he has never visited

my amish friend refused a one night stand on his first night of rumspringer, and was given a seattle handshake instead

by jrjpjmctj April 3, 2011