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Female Rating Scale

The female rating scale is a scale ranging from 1 to 10 based on a female's attractiveness. This scale is purely based on looks and does not take into account personality in any way.

Men use this scale to assess how attractive a woman is, usually when describing them to other men. A man will state a number on the scale to describe a woman they saw.

The scale works in this way:

1- Ugly, by all accounts. There is nothing bar plastic surgery that could make you hot. And even that might fail

2- Generally ugly

3- Really, really drunken shag only

4- You're not good looking,but this is generally because something wrong with you, like you're fat or really skinny, have a strange feature or have spots. Potential to get better

5- Average

6- Decent looking, not a head turner and may be overlooked but decent. With make up, appears to be a 7/8 but is really a 6. A 5 can become a 6 with a defining feature (e.g a nice ass)

7- Generally good looking and approachable, most people would see a 7 and try to talk them. A 7 and up does not need make up and has good features

8- Hot, head turner. If you see an 8 you notice them immediately in a room. They have great features all round and most people will find them attractive

9- ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ Near perfect... Nearly everyone will agree that they are beautiful. Great face, great body, if a 9 is in the room every single person in the room appreciates that they are beautiful.

10- Your Mrs on her wedding day
I went to Lock 17 bar in London last night and I saw a 9 On the female rating scale, You should have seen her!

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by Madda Dan September 10, 2016
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Scale of 1-10

A slang version of rating the attractiveness of usually a female, but can be used on a male also. 1 being the least attractive number on the scale - 10 being the most attractive number on the scale.
Example: 1." damn! On a scale of 1-10 That girl is a 10! " meaning. The girl is really "hot or sexy" 2. "I would say she is a 7 out of 10. " meaning someone is attractive, but not perfect. 3. "That girl is a 0!" Meaning someone is rudely or jokingly saying that person is so unattractive, they don't belong on the scale as even a 1.
by CatsSB August 26, 2016
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Closet Scaper

Someone who plays runescape but tells none of his friends or sometimes even his family that plays. Approximatly 98% of the runescape population are closet scapers.
John is a closet scaper, he even deletes his history when friends use his computer!
by Screechingmu October 18, 2008
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Reekter Scale

A base-10 logarithmic scale, used to define the pungency of faeces and or flatus.
N.B. a regular bowel movement may only score a 2 or 3 on the reekter scale, this is normal. However a movement that is released with a burning sensation, appears slurry like and produced with sulfurous gas may still only score a 4 or 5 - as each integer (+1) on the scale is a 10x increase in pungency.

A 7+ on the reekter scale would lead to civilian casualties and/or the apocalypse.
Guy : Damn, after that nandos, protein shake and e.coli outbreak in my gut I took a dump that looked like concrete being poured out of a mixer - scored at least a 6.5 on the reekter scale!

Girl : Ew gross this date is over!

Guy 1: That's cool, I gotta go get some bleach and febreeze anyway, the landlord came round thinking something died in my apartment
by TKman February 23, 2010
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Stale Scale Syndrome

when a musician focuses so much on perfecting every little aspect of a scale that he begins to sound robotic and all the feeling in his/her playing becomes extinct.
person1 "wow, Michael Angelo Batio is such an amazing guitar player!"

person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."
by dannyhang December 21, 2013
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Bean Scalper

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.
I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016
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The McCulloch Scale

1 bottle of red wine = approx. ยฃ10.

All monetary values are measured in how many bottles of red wine you can get.
Man 1: "I got shitty mcshitband tickets for next month for ยฃ50"
Man 2 : "FFS Man 1, that's 5 bottles of red!"
Man 3: "Ah, of course, The McCulloch Scale"
by Ianisanalchy November 27, 2017
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