Saturday Night Live 

A variety show started in 1975 by Lorne Michaels that has featured many different casts and cast members. Saturday Night Live started to career of comedians including Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon, and more. Saturday Night Live is often referred to as "declining", generally by people who cannot accept the fact that comedy is changing and progressing, people who desire to remain living in the past of the show. If Saturday Night Live was to stay the same forever, it would lose it's touch and ability to speak with the current audience. Saturday Night Live is ever changing and growing, a fact that some viewers cannot handle or process, leaving them in a state of pointless anger and frustration.

Saturday Night Live is on at 11:30 tonight on NBC.

I can't believe Saturday Night Live has been on for 37 seasons!

Saturday Night Live by Flugelle February 24, 2012

saturday night massacre 

On a saturday night you are with your bitch and you bend her over and fuck her butthole. You rip apart so much as to "massacre" her butthole. May cause some casualties, but is not set to kill the person.

May bitch came over and i Saturday night massacred her and now shes not my bitch.

saturday night massacre by B-lane December 17, 2007

saturday night special 

A liberal expression meaning an inexpensive handgun. (Of course, the REAL definition of an inexpensive handgun is CHEAP INSURANCE.)

Liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom constituents that they will ban Saturday Night Specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.

Of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against Pachuco boys and other criminals.

Senaturd Kennedy wants to ban the Saturday Night Special.

saturday night special by Cap'n Bullmoose January 26, 2007

Saturday Ryan 

When the moon is visible on your hemisphere Saturday takes a hold of Ryan transforming him into Saturday Ryan. Upon transformation Saturday Ryan begins kissing, licking, and seducing everyone around him regardless of gender, age, or race. It can get very inappropriate but limits the use of homophobic slurs.

"Saturday Ryan sucked my ear on Saturday." - Evan M. -23y.o.

Saturday Ryan by SaturdaysAreForTheBois February 8, 2020

saturday saviour 

Person who has sex with another person as a last resort after their other plan has failed, usually happens on saturdays.

Martha's saturday saviour was a four eyed nerd.

saturday saviour by Juan Munoz March 31, 2005

saturday exams 

evil plans by unversity heads to deprive students of valuable work and or rest time.

serves as a means of destroying the weekend

UTS needs to get over having saturday exams, why not take time out of class you bastards

saturday exams by cc April 20, 2007

Saturday afternoon movie 

A movie that you stumble upon while surfing through the channels on a rainy Saturday afternoon and watch because you have nothing else better to do. Typically a decent flick, but you wouldn't go out of your way to see it; rather, you are solely watching it out of convenience. Often shown on cable networks such as TNT, FX, and USA.

Examples include: The Rock, Con Air, Tremors, Die Hard's 1-4, any other movie by Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich, etc...

"Dude, Con Air and The Rock are possible the two best Saturday afternoon movies of all time."

"The 1990's saw the production of many awesome Saturday afternoon movies."

Saturday afternoon movie by shoelace April 23, 2012