jordan's on a saturday

From Chris Brown's Song "With You" -- Michael Jordan's come out only on saturday's and its always a big deal. They don't come out everyday and they sell out fast. People can reserve them and it gets crazy.

He's basically saying how much he loves/wants the girl and cannot wait to have/be with her.

You know you always like Jordan's on a Saturday to me.

by orrchid August 2, 2008

Sexty Saturday

The one day a week reserved for sexting your significant other. Especially common in long distance relationships.

Shae: Its sexty Saturday, I need to buy something sexy for this picture.
Ashley: Oh nice, is that Steve's weekly treat?

by Shennabonenna June 16, 2013

saturnz barz

A bomb ass song by the Gorillaz

Friend: "did you hear the new track Saturnz Barz by Gorillaz? I'm so hyped for their new album"
Friend: "I want 2D to punch me in the face"

by legaliseranch April 4, 2017

Disney's One Saturday Morning

A Saturday Morning cartoon block that ran from 1997-2002 and replaced with the piece of shit ABC Kids. Featured some of the greatest cartoons like, Recess, Pepper Ann, and Sabrina the Animated Series

Harold:"Hey Dan what what would make ya feel real fine?!"

Dan:"Disney's ONE SATURDAY MORNING!"

by Mizkex October 6, 2008

White Saturday

The day after Black Friday, when stores raise the prices back up so only rich white folk can afford them.

Guy1: Hey, are you going to go shopping on black friday?

Guy2: Fuck no I don't want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap TV
Guy1: You're right let's just go on White Saturday

by Willyboy727 November 27, 2011

Saturn’s Ring

The ring around a woman’s butthole, especially when it’s darker.

Yo dude, did you see her Saturn’s Ring? It’s so much darker! I wanna fuck it so badly.

by Jackthesnacc March 24, 2020

Saturnight

Sleeping in so late from a Friday night, that by the time you leave your house after waking up, there is no more "day" left. You can't call that ish Saturday, it's Saturnight, and Saturnights can very likely lead to Sunnights.

I slept in so late that by the time I woke up it was Saturnight.

by AndrewVS December 5, 2010