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Reverse Samson.

(n). The loss of any skills or strength when you undergo a ridiculous hair transplant in a pathetic attempt to reverse the loss of hair (also called a Rooney)
Alex. Hey Wayne, since you've had that dead gerbil sewn to your head, your form has dipped a little
The problem could be your reverse samson.

Wayne. I know gaffer, but I need to keep my film star looks for when I hang up my boots.
by Dungwit November 27, 2013
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Can of Whoop Sass

Analogous to opening a can of whoop ass. A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause a major sass attack to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of sass. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.
Person 1: "Man you sassed Ms. Shaniqua hard today"
Person 2: "Yeah i opened a can of whoop sass on her ass today"
by Ebok24 August 24, 2009
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sass mouth

Slang for know-it-all of smart ass. If you were to say something and someone was to reject what you said by proving it wrong you would call him/her a sass mouth.
'Dude, trust me your wrong.'
'Quit giving me your sass mouth.'
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Sansoner

A male who cannot control both their genitalia and/or what they say while in contact with a female
You were such a sansoner with Jill the other day.

Matt is a sansoner
by Shanelax34 December 23, 2008
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Samsonized

(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.
Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized
by A Tech Rep July 13, 2007
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Sass

Gerard Way, king of sass.
by MyChemicalCory April 9, 2011
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Ass Sass

Ass Sass is when a female gets on all fours and presents her ass in a sassy and sexual way.
Ass Sass "She slowly bent over exposing her ass, perked it up while biting her bottom lip and moaned sexually"
by John Woo Tang April 13, 2007
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