Stamford

A noun to describe one who judges with extreme bias. One who sees god's judgement inferior. This is due to the poser-inhabited town of Stamford, Connecticut. You can usually find a Stamford at Stamford High School, one of the many failing schools in Connecticut. Many people have noticed that trends in other states seem to start in Connecticut three years after their popularity. The biggest influence on the creation of a Stamford is the reality TV show, Jersey Shore. A Stamford can usually be seen sagging cheap skinny jeans and wearing fake polos and snapbacks hats. Many Stamfords cannot survive alone, for they are weak and unintelligent. That is why a Stamford is almost always seen in small groups consisting of 3-6 other Stamfords. Common belief is that there is always an alpha male or female in these groups. It is quite easy to spot one because the underlings always seem to cling to him/her.
NOTE: Stamfords have no knowledge of any actual trends or memes.

John: "Hey James, whats up?"
James: "Not much...wtf r u wearing?"
John: "Oh these? I spent mad cash on these clothes, $800!"
James: "O rly? I bet that $2 pricetag cost $2 then, huh?
John: "...umm yeah...hehe..."
James: "You're such a Stamford"
John: "What's that?"
James: *facepalm*

by 4chanisgreaterthantumblr February 3, 2012

Stamford ct

Ahhh Stamford yeah it’s nice till you move in smell the air filled with weed and then you get your new bike maybe for your job?? Oh wait I don’t have one it got stolen again, I love Stamford’s nice downtown yk I go to the mall literally the only place you can go this place fucking suck please don’t move to west side of Stanford if you ain’t about it.

Wow Stamford fucking sucks!

Stamford ct : a shit hole

by By nigha in the west side June 22, 2019

Laiyton Sanford

the most fine female to ever walk on the earth in the history of the multiverse, she also happens to be my girlfriend ;)

and urban dictionary don’t reject this bruh, or else I finna beat yo ass no one messes with my girl

oh you see laiyton Sanford over there? yeah she’s fine asf, too bad Daniel is already dating her smh

by wedashizz January 1, 2023

sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

by ganaimn July 10, 2009

Sanford Syndrome

when a newspaper article in a local paper spells something wrong like a friends name who is featured like Sargent 'Angle' instead of Sargent 'Angel' in the Sanford Citizen featured in the film Hot Fuzz.

No the paper just has a bit of Sanford Syndrome

by ElectriKex Blue May 10, 2011

Sanford Factor

When nothing comes together and does not run smoothly during a crisis.

In order for the project to run smoothly we had to eliminate the Sanford Factor.

by The Wallert December 18, 2011

Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.

Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."

by Ab Captain August 5, 2018