Salmon Pants 

An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.

Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...

I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!

Salmon Pants by TV News Chick May 9, 2020

Salmon Cowbell 

aka Simon Cowell

Have you seen Salmon Cowbell on AGT last time?

Salmon Cowbell by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

salmon blanket 

A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.

That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.

salmon blanket by the dude that punch that bitch anyways November 8, 2007

Salmon Shute 

a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.

pwhoar did you smell her slippery salmon shute

Salmon Shute by felixg123 March 11, 2010

Salmon Snatchers

Toenails damn near reaching the point of growth, clawing salmon out of the river, like a grizzly bear or eagle.

"Dude, put your kicks back on, you got some nasty salmon snatchers!"

Salmon Snatchers by FatClouds October 9, 2008

Salmon City

1. A small city in Idaho, 'the best of what is rural America,' according to the website, where people play ice-hockey, go white water rafting and marvel at bronze statues.

2. A vagina; geographically similar to Tuna Town, however, larger in size, number of tourists per year and with denser forestation to the north.

1. Salmon City blows, let's go buy some goon.

2. Yuck! This shit tastes like a salmon sandwich.

Salmon City by pens nizzle June 17, 2008

salmon helmet 

When a chick with a stanky vagina sits on your face.

"You think that's bad, remember that time the prophet Mohammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga!"

salmon helmet by Wynn Vo June 11, 2006