Story Stealer

A person who tells another individuals story as if it were their own.

Story Stealer: "Did I tell you about that time when I fucked the midget from the bowling alley?"

Original Storyteller: "I was the one who fucked the midget from the bowling alley, you fucking story stealer"

by pseudonym28801 September 11, 2009

Story Of The Year

a emo band with true lyrics that arnt like other bands (ahem...blink 182) who talk about making out in bed.

a band who put on a GREAT show.

a very funny/friendly band who jokes around, but have meaningful lyrics.

a mis-understood band.... just because theyre on MTV.

give them a fucking chance!!

by xCHRISx December 5, 2004

story bag

When dumbass tells a fucking horrible story, it is necessary for the people around dumbass to let dumbass know his story was fucking horrible. At least one of the listeners should put their arms in the shape of a circle to represent the "story bag"... a place where the fucking horrible story can go to die.

Dumbass: "so this one time we walked all the way to the gas station to get slushies but they were out of the fucking dr. pepper flavor so I bitched at the fucking manager and pissed him off."
Listener: *story bag*

by ShneedsDarButterFlineTodarro October 28, 2008

Story Top

Story Topping occurs when the storyteller is interrupted by a person who start to tell another story they believe is better.
(S.T. for short)

I can’t believe Heather just story topped me with her unicorn batteling an octopus at the star bucks.

by meshell; the spicy italian August 26, 2008

Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh

by itisme543 December 29, 2011

story bomber

When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.

Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.

by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013

Story Swerving

When someone's telling a story and lies, and then gets called out. The liar then proceeds to backtrack, change the story, and lie some more to fit the new narrative

This guy was telling me the biggest lie, and when I called him out on it, he totally denied it, changed the story too! The Story Swerving was unreal, I think I got whiplash

by inner ninja June 18, 2016