Skipper

The most ultimate pinguin ever to exist.

Racist: I'm going to say the N word!
Skipper: You can't say that thats racist! Mrs. Obama get down!
Racist: Niggaaaaaa-
*White house blows up*

by Holy Crusader March 1, 2019

Stripper Mugged

When you go alone to a strip club with way to much money and a stripper talks you into going to the VIP room. One hour later you are out 800 bucks and only got three lap dances! You got stripper mugged!

Ted was on a business trip by himself and had to spend the night at a motel. He decided to go to a strip club and have a few drinks to unwind. Thirty minutes and two beers later he was enamored by a stripper and started up a conversation. Next thing he knows, he is walking out of the club broke and pissed off because the bitch talked him into the VIP where she proceeded to milk only his wallet. Ted realized that if he would have had a wing man he would not have been so dumb. Always go to the club with your boys or you may get stripper mugged.

by golite January 16, 2009

Pittsburgh Slipper

when a girl, who doesn't like to taste cum or mess up her sheets when giving head, removes her own sock and places it condom-style on your dick when you say "Now", thus ejaculating into a warm cotton sock. Afterward, you make her put the sock back on with either shoes or slippers and walk around.

Dude, last night I gave this chick the best Pittsburgh Slipper of all time. Shes never getting that sock off.

by Young Breezy 91 November 17, 2010

Slippery Dip

Slippery dip is slang for slide used in Australia; often located in playgrounds.

Man 1: Hey kids want to go to the playground?
Child 1: Yeah, I love the see-saw.
Child 2: No.. I want to go on the slippery dip, It goes forever at the park.

by Flash Ash January 2, 2006

Shit-sipper

A person who is acting like a dumbass .

I wish that shit-sipper would shut the hell up

by Grimreaper206 May 25, 2013

Slippery Slope

If you let one nigga slide then you gon’ have the next nigga thinking he can do the same thing and so on and so forth.

I let him slide one time now he thinks he can keep doing it again and again, what we have now is called a slippery slope. Now ima have to beat his ass.

by anonymousthot August 21, 2018

12 stepper

n. a reformed drunkard

Jose Contreras: Why isn't Brian drinking??
Bruce Lee: He's a 12 stepper now, didn't you hear?

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006