Stiff Bishop

A turgid and fully erect penis aching for a feverish wank.

See also Bopping the Bishop.

After an 20 minutes of surfing online porn, Carl found himself with a Stiff Bishop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Stiff Cheese

A New Zealand expression meaning "tough luck"

So yoru car won't start, that's just stiff cheese.

by greg saunders January 18, 2004

stiff tongue

to curl your tongue into a u-shape making it stiff and then tongue punching someones shithole, atleast reaching 2.5cm into said shit cavity.....not to be confused with a swipe over.

he threw my legs up in the air and stiff tongued me, all i could say was 'OH WOW'

by lurboe September 18, 2014

stiff upper lip

Somewhat antiquated English saying, meaning that one must finish a task despite all odds.

C'mon, lads. Keep a stiff upper lip!

by Daniel February 3, 2005

stiff upper lip

Somewhat archaic English phrase meaning unwavering determination.

Can also be used in a negative sense to describe general obstinacy or stubbornness.

Jimmy just won't give up until he is victorious. He's got a stiff upper lip.

Dude, leave her alone. She obviously isn't interested. That stiff upper lip is gonna get you in trouble.

by Rusty de la Serna March 22, 2009

Stiff dick

A hard one

Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!

by Reaalme February 12, 2018

Stiff Biffy

Having a fully erect penis while wearing sweat pants.

"Dude, I got early the other morn'n and went to hardee's for a biscuit only to look down and see that I was totally sport'n a stiff biffy. The cashier called the cops when she saw the head peak'n out."

by P.T. Rodriquez October 5, 2006