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Stall Donkey

A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.
Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.

Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"
by OxfordDefinitions August 2, 2023
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Stall Shit

When you have to shit, but don't want to touch the toilet seat, so you pull your pants down and hover over the seat, but misjudge your angle and spew diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and stall walls. Also called a "Famous Daves".
I feel bad for the guy at Famous Daves that has to clean up that stall shit at the end of his shift. Man, that guy really did a "Famous Daves" in there!
by Martin_Bishop June 14, 2018
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Deluxe Stall

The random stall in the bathroom that's like 3x bigger than the other ones for no apparent reason. Usually the stall of choice for a luxury shit.
John: Hey man, how was your shit?

Other John: Pretty awesome, I got the deluxe stall.

John: Dude, nice.
by deluxestall September 24, 2011
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stall waster

1. a male that uses a stall to pee, even if a urenal is open
2. a self-concious male that hides from people in restrooms
3. a male that will actually use a handicapped stall, when other stalls are open
Steve, there's a urenal right here; don't be a stall waster dude.

The stall waster heard steps, and ran to the closes stall to hide.

The man in the wheel chair crapped in his pants because a stall waster wouldn't come out.
by Bee Rye Anne March 16, 2009
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Stall Hopper

The act of looking over the divider between two urinals to check another man's penis size, in order to feel more comfortable with your own penis size.
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by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010
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stall brother

A person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer, negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activity. An offense similar to occupying the middle urinal.
I went to take a dump at the mall and had the whole bathroom to myself! Then just as I get ready to go, some asshole walks in and takes the stall next to me. I said 'Dude, can you take the next one down? I don't want to be stall brothers'.
by CuseWick August 4, 2015
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Stall-Whaker

One who openly masturbates in a public bathroom, and is caught doing so.
That kid is so stupid, damn Stall-Whaker.
by Aaron Higgins April 16, 2006
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