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The Glass Slipper

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.
Blonde pulled "The Glass Slipper" on Bryan, and the slipper actually fit. Bryan was happy! Yayy!
by GTG Crew March 6, 2008
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Slippery Customer

Someone who is devious, cheeky and very naughty. Because of these almost superhuman levels of deviousness, the actions of a 'slippery customer' cannot be easily controlled. Such characters can cause complete carnage in many different situations (any day of the week). A 'Slippery Customer' is certainly not a valued member of society. In some cultures, using such a term to describe someone is the deepest form of insult.
Who is that sneaking off into the cafe toilets?

I'm not sure, but i've heard he's a seriously Slippery Customer.

People like him have certainly derailed from the road to glory...
by MarcusHasMassiveTekkers March 2, 2011
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slippery tomato

a slippery tomato is when a female has her period all over a smooth floor surface then the male partner curls into a ball then rools his balled up body through the the trail of bloody discharge face first into the female's reach where she will then forcefuly and unexpecidly thrust his face into her bloody vagina.
did you hear about tom giving amanda a slippery tomato last night?

NO!!! what a sick bastard
by poopy97 June 14, 2011
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Slippery Bitch

A woman who at first seems cool but turns out to be one sneaky bitch, commonly an extreme and sinister one.
Man, that Good Samaritan lady from MISERY turned out to be one slippery bitch!

I was about to do this hott 10 but the slippery bitch turned out to be a dude!

I thought I was the true playa but I got played by that ho yo, coz that slippery bitch was doing key members of my main rival street gang!
by thequietsun August 7, 2011
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Glass slipper

When a man with an exceptionally large wang finds a special woman who can take the full length and girth during sex after struggling to get it in any other woman.
Ray is searching for his glass slipper . It's like Prince Charming is searching for Cinderella. His dick needs a perfect fitting pussy.
by Channing's Wife April 22, 2016
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the slippery magician

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her
She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.
by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006
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Slip her a crippler

Another term for sexual intercourse, usually the rear entry position.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.
"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
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