the softserve

The softserve is performed from the doggy style position. When you about to cum, instead of blowing the load on her back you pull out and shoot the cum in your cupped hand. Then while still behind her you swing the handfull of gift around and smack her in the face with it. Like scooping ice cream. That is the softserve.

She was totally discraced after I gave her the softserve. She never spoke to me again.

by badass757 May 17, 2006

sofisti-suave

A combination of sofisticated and suave, generally used in a negative way to describe a place/person that is "stuck up their own ass"

Let's leave this club, its full of sofisti-suave cunts.

by djt london July 12, 2007

Sofas Revenge

After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.

Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)

by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009

softshell

the complete opposite of hardcore. opposite of hard= soft.. opposite of core= shell. therefore.. opposite of hardcore= softshell !!!

dylan is so softshell.

by Hillary Humber July 2, 2007

somus

a total dipshit who eats penis for money to feed his cs addiction

somus eats cock

by nubitron August 12, 2003

solus

the student union club at cardiff nightclub, apparently the biggest of its sort in the country. it could be worse. it even has "alternative" nights. but normally its your average nightclub

A)wow-only 6 shit things are happening in solus this week
B) thats coz its closed on sundays

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

Sousa

A family name, most commonly related to John Phillip Sousa, the musician and conductor that wrote the Star Bangled Banner.

Adrian Sousa takes after his ancestor when it comes to his musical, and artistic creativity.

by Ade18 February 23, 2009