Santomenno SOB

A Santomenno Son of a Bitch

An old Texan term to describe someone who's view from the public is contradictory to their real intent.

MAYOR MARSHALL FRAUD (headline of newspaper)
"That Santomenno SOB was workin' with them Daltons."

by microwsoft August 1, 2018

Santomenno SOB

Santomenno SOB
Santomenno Son of a Bitch

An old Texan term to describe someone who's view from the public is contradictory to their real intent.

MAYOR MARSHALL FRAUD (headline of newspaper)
"That Santomenno SOB was workin' with them Daltons."

by microwsoft August 1, 2018

Santomenno SOB

Santomenno SOB
Santomenno Son of a Bitch

An old Texan term to describe someone who's view from the public is contradictory to their real intent.

MAYOR MARSHALL FRAUD (headline of newspaper)
"That Santomenno SOB was workin' with them Daltons."

by microwsoft August 1, 2018

Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017

sigh and sob

to sigh.... and cry...... what did you expect?

person 1: was ur name skeppyscrib?
person 2: NO NO NO NO
person 1: HAHAHAHAHA
person 2:sigh and sob

by hannahrosewastaken February 26, 2021

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012

brown sobbing tiger

A cocktail mixture made from saki, weed, and anti-depressants.

The bar sold a brown sobbing tiger to the homeless man

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023