by jasom February 10, 2004
What not to do when you are taking a shower in Prison, because you will have to bend over to pick it up and if you're not quick enough, you will get anally raped by a fellow inmate.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 15, 2021
(n), A discarded sliver of soap found in communal bathrooms and showers, that has, over time collected enough pubic and body hair to take on the appearance of a Jim Henson creation. With characters ranging in colour and size (and hair coverage) each has a personality all of their own.
by 13owen c/o Turbo June 21, 2010
by Minouwagaincity :D July 29, 2008
Joe: My mom watches soap operas during the day.
Mike: Maybe she's got nothing better to do and maybe she's really bored.
Mike: Maybe she's got nothing better to do and maybe she's really bored.
by funny fellas January 16, 2014
Term used to discribe a woman who is sexy in clean way. Classical beauty. Black dress and pearls with very little make up and not douced in the perfume-of-the-week at Limited Too.
by Joey the Boy June 27, 2006
When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.
"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."
by Kyle Sobkowicz November 17, 2007