1.The act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise sex or rape. Often the faster you scramble the more the soap slips away creating panic and more slipping until you gain a couple of inches. The act of being penetrated when soap scrambling creates more shock and panic for the victim.
1. Dude after football the other day i dropped the soap in the changing room showers and mattew owned me as i was soap scrambling.
by Dunzel October 19, 2006
(n), A discarded sliver of soap found in communal bathrooms and showers, that has, over time collected enough pubic and body hair to take on the appearance of a Jim Henson creation. With characters ranging in colour and size (and hair coverage) each has a personality all of their own.
by 13owen c/o Turbo June 21, 2010
What not to do when you are taking a shower in Prison, because you will have to bend over to pick it up and if you're not quick enough, you will get anally raped by a fellow inmate.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 15, 2021
by Minouwagaincity :D July 29, 2008
A girl who is fat enough that her body might better be used as the main component of a common hygenic brick known as soap.
by Old Greg Mother Licker April 11, 2008
Joe: My mom watches soap operas during the day.
Mike: Maybe she's got nothing better to do and maybe she's really bored.
Mike: Maybe she's got nothing better to do and maybe she's really bored.
by funny fellas January 16, 2014
Term used to discribe a woman who is sexy in clean way. Classical beauty. Black dress and pearls with very little make up and not douced in the perfume-of-the-week at Limited Too.
by Joey the Boy June 27, 2006