Some signs that you're watching a soap opera:
-You're watching it between the hours of 10 AM and 2 PM.
-It looks like it was shot on a camcorder.
-The acting is extremely melodramatic and over-the-top.
-The quality of the writing makes you realize, "Hey, maybe the second season of Heroes wasn't so bad after all."
-The cast was picked solely for their looks, not because they have any real acting talent (which they usually don't).
-Somebody just came back from the dead in a totally unbelievable manner.
-Everybody is related to one another in some convoluted fashion.
-Everybody is having sex with one another, even if they're related (and don't know it).
-Are years of backstory getting in the way of the show's ever-more-outrageous plotlines? No problem. Just retcon it all away.
-You're watching it between the hours of 10 AM and 2 PM.
-It looks like it was shot on a camcorder.
-The acting is extremely melodramatic and over-the-top.
-The quality of the writing makes you realize, "Hey, maybe the second season of Heroes wasn't so bad after all."
-The cast was picked solely for their looks, not because they have any real acting talent (which they usually don't).
-Somebody just came back from the dead in a totally unbelievable manner.
-Everybody is related to one another in some convoluted fashion.
-Everybody is having sex with one another, even if they're related (and don't know it).
-Are years of backstory getting in the way of the show's ever-more-outrageous plotlines? No problem. Just retcon it all away.
Soap operas only exists to give work to the actors, writers and directors who couldn't make it on primetime television, and to give stay-at-home soccer moms something to do during the day.
by TheRedRedKroovy July 11, 2008
An awsome joke in which the joke is on one of the listeners.
The teller will have a group of friends who know what is going to happen. The teller then asks somone who is not in on the joke if he would like to hear a joke. The teller tells a story that makes absolutely no sense and is not humorous, and finishes it with the line "No soap, Radio!". The friends in on the joke then burst out into laughter.
The friends in on the joke then get to see the reaction of the friend not in on the joke. Will he laugh at a pointless joke to try to fit in, or will he make an ass out of himself trying to understand it?
The teller will have a group of friends who know what is going to happen. The teller then asks somone who is not in on the joke if he would like to hear a joke. The teller tells a story that makes absolutely no sense and is not humorous, and finishes it with the line "No soap, Radio!". The friends in on the joke then burst out into laughter.
The friends in on the joke then get to see the reaction of the friend not in on the joke. Will he laugh at a pointless joke to try to fit in, or will he make an ass out of himself trying to understand it?
Teller: ... so there's this elephant sitting in a bathtub and he says to the gorilla, "No soap, Radio!"
People in on it: Ha ha ha!
Not in on it: *unsure* Ha, ha?
All others: Ha, moron.
People in on it: Ha ha ha!
Not in on it: *unsure* Ha, ha?
All others: Ha, moron.
by unqu3nch4bl3fir3 September 25, 2006
An extreme version of the word "HELL NO" created by members of the 2008-2009 Gunn High Football Team.
1)"Can i have ur tots??"
"Nope Soap!!!"
2) After a wideout tries tries to catch a pass and gets fucked up.
Linebacker: "NOPE SOAP!!!"
Wideout: "fuck"
"Nope Soap!!!"
2) After a wideout tries tries to catch a pass and gets fucked up.
Linebacker: "NOPE SOAP!!!"
Wideout: "fuck"
by dopefaggot10 March 7, 2009
in jail, men have showers together. to drop the soap is to bend over so the man near you can give you a screw
by Anonymous June 2, 2003
The slogan to beat the Coronavirus /COVID-19 Pandemic.
"Soap" is a reminder to wash your hands and sanitize everything!
"Estrange" is a reminder to keep social distancing and stay at home where you can wear your Covid Mullet!
"Soap" is a reminder to wash your hands and sanitize everything!
"Estrange" is a reminder to keep social distancing and stay at home where you can wear your Covid Mullet!
To stay safe in the pandemic, never forget "Soap and Estrange!"
Stop all your insane antisocial nearing and rely on Soap and Estrange.
In 2008 the US voted for Hope and Change-- In 2020 we have to vote for Soap and Estrange.
Stop all your insane antisocial nearing and rely on Soap and Estrange.
In 2008 the US voted for Hope and Change-- In 2020 we have to vote for Soap and Estrange.
by NeologianPJG April 8, 2020
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