Sassertive

A combination of "Sassy" and "Assertive".

"Hellooooo, my blood sugar is low! Give me the damn food" "Damn you're sassertive! It's pretty hot, actually."

by MuzzyIsMe April 8, 2006

Sass Drunk

Noun; When you are so drunk that you passout in the middle of a sandbar, face down and start to puke all over yourself so much that people have to dig you a puke hole so you dont die

Guy 1: "Dude, i am about to get sass drunk tonight"
Guy2: "I am not taking care of you"

by dancer1_ August 30, 2010

butt sass

When a friend gets way too serious in a none serious situation.

Tia:(sarcastically) Kyle you weren't even there

Zach:(sarcastically) Yeah Kyle, you can't just say that, you weren't even there.

Kyle:(seriously) Shut Up Zach.

Zach:Kyle quit giving me butt sass.

by Triz3 September 14, 2011

sass machine

A device or person that generates sass.

Man: Don't be sassin me woman
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine

by Nettled February 2, 2004

Sass

short for sassafrass, pressed into pills or used as powder. The plant root in which MDA or "molly" is derived from.

Yo, I brought back some sass from this concert

by whatwhat April 19, 2006

sassafrasquatch

A rapist Bigfoot. Probably watched 'reelkiddymovs' as a teen.

"That's way too much sass cum!"

by JT December 26, 2004

Sassitude

A personality trait in which a person is able to be sassy and have attitude at the same time.

"Wow! you're sassy AND you have attitude!"

"Watch out world, I have sassitude!"

by Megargaret December 7, 2011