coon slice

a general derogatory term for somebody who you think is of a lazy african american nature.

yeah, ryan seacrest is a fuckin coon slice

by popeye delight March 15, 2011

The McCluskey Slice

Named after 21st Century sandwich visionary Jarrod Douglas McCluskey. (7/11/1985 - Present.)
A method of cutting any square/rectangular shaped sandwich - be it toasted or fresh - into two deliberately unequal portions. Starting from ABOVE one corner, move the knife across the bread towards just BELOW the opposing corner, the slicer must exercise full caution to ensure the creation of two delicious triangles; One acute, and one obtuse.

The purpose of the McCluskey Slice is so that the consumer can first enjoy the smaller (acute) triangle, while feeling safe in the knowledge that He/She still has the larger (obtuse) triangle left to devour.

You better cut that mother fucken' sandwich using the McCluskey Slice.

This one time, my Ex-Mother cut my sandwich into to perfectly equal triangles . . .

by Johnny Dragon March 18, 2013

Grabbing a Slice

The unwanted act of smothering someone with the whole penis and scrotum. A modified variation of a teabag.

While passed out, Adrian Zmed was grabbing a slice along with being scribbled upon and antiqued.

by DA February 23, 2005

sliced bread

The best thing, well, ever!

(blank)is the best thing since sliced bread!

by Squirel December 11, 2008

mazur slice

Eating one more thing than you know you should. The person then regrets it because they are so full. Term originated when someone ate a footlong Quizno's sandwich, then went on to eat a slice of pizza because it just looked so darn good. That person regretted it. Sometimes the term can be shortened to "slice"

After eating a bowl of speghetti, he mazur sliced it by eating a corn dog.

by Kroger Ogre May 21, 2009

Eat a Slice

An expression meaning to calm down. Pizza solves everyones problems.

If you suck at algebra, eat a slice.
If you can't put on your underwear right, eat a slice.
If you can't pee against the wind, eat a slice.

by RainHaze July 2, 2011

White Slice

A guy who dogs the boys to hang out with the THOTs

Jason is such a white slice, he ditched Adam to hang out with Brittany

by Wolf5698 June 12, 2018