Single Window

The short amount of time that you have to RESPECTIVELY get a hot chick! The time frame between her ex boyfriend and before she gets another one.

Mike: I really want to take her out asap.

Micah: don't lose faith in her :) gotta give her a lil time since she just broke up with her bf. i swear...she likes talking to you!!

Mike: I know. I just don't want to miss that short Single Window that she'll probably have. She's too hot to stay single long.

by mpimp00gf November 12, 2009

local singles

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life

Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!

by MikeGames February 15, 2014

Super single

Single and nobody likes you or are even close to liking you.

My relationship status is super single

by Mo2314 June 15, 2018

Sexy Singles

Another name for day-labourers. Rather than giving the independent labour consultants derogatory or assumptive titles like Spics, Illegals, or Mexicans; one can call them "Sexy Singles"

Guy: "Look at all those sexy singles chilling in front of Home Depot!"

Girl checking Gmail: "The pop-up ad says there are sexy singles within two miles of my house." "Funny, there are at least four 7-11's within two miles of my house"

by White Guy on a Bike November 16, 2010

semi-single

the status of a person who is half single, half taken; someone who is in an unofficial relationship

I am not single, I am semi-single so stop trying to bag you asshole.

by xxsillyheadxx January 10, 2011

single entendre

Unlike a double entendre, a single entendre only really has one meaning.

"Hey Jimmy, you're a fucking asshole"

"Nice single entendre"

by the_magic_bean February 27, 2010

single speed

A bike with a single gear, similar to the days gone by when bikes didn't need a realm of cogs to propell itself forward. This is of course a free hub, not a fixie.

Dom was a pervert, he converted his geared mtb to a single speed.

by toby1 December 29, 2008