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Single By-pass

(action) an act of sabotage whereby an unsuspecting victim makes the "heart symbol" using both hands, and the saboteur pokes his dick through the heart symbol. This is a much better way of photo bombing someone because it is so much more disrespectful and demeaning!
by Scoopalone February 13, 2015
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single women in your area

They hunt after you relentlessly, not even the backrooms can stop them.
person 1: oh Jesus, the single women in your area are right behind me!
person 2: gg no re
by £420.69 January 25, 2022
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single mother winter

Single Mother Winter being defined:
Man: Hey, are you pregnant?
Her: Yes I did hot Girl Summer.
Man: Who is the Father ?
Her: Idk
by SingleMotherWinter July 1, 2021
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single pegger

A single pegger is when you do a skid in a car without an LSD so only one wheel spins leaving a single wheel mark
Did you see that skid? too bad it was only a single pegger!
by Doublepegger June 2, 2009
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Single Digit Midget

Primarily used in the military to refer to someone who has been on an extended deployment and now has less than 10 days left before going home.
Only nine days left before I get home, I am a single digit midget!
by LogicalOperator July 2, 2008
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Single Man Dog

Alternative name for the Australian Shepherd (Aussie) dog breed.

Single Man Dogs are typically accompanied by their single man owners at the dog park looking for women to hit on.
Scenario 1 at your local dog park

Person 1: Do you think the single man will seal the deal this time?
Person 2: He never does.

Scenario 2 married man comes home with a single man dog

Husband: Honey I got us an Australian Shepherd.
Wife: You bastard! We are through!
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Single women dating over 50

An ad you get while in school searching on here instead of working. Yeah that's right, I caught you. Get back to work.
Person 1: Hey dude, what is that ad?
Person 2: Single women dating over 50..?
Person 1: Lol you could use that.
Person 2: Fuck you. I'm not that old.
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