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Siamese Dream

A rock album by The Smashing Pumpkins which contains songs which are heavy as fuck and slow love songs.
Siamese Dream is the 2nd best album by The Smashing Pumpkins. Gish! Is number 1 though
by UltimateDoge October 27, 2022
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Siamese 3 Way

The act of getting your threesome card the easiest. Banging a chick that has 2 heads and 1 puss.
“Yo E, do you think it’s considered a threesome if you bang a set of Siamese twins? You know, like a chick with 2 heads and 1 puss!”

“I’m gonna have myself a Siamese 3 way tonight”
by Aquacasa69 September 9, 2023
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si'am

The gender-neutral form of sir and ma'am. Down with the sir and ma'am! The Si'am revolution!
If you're feeling kinda feminine then feel free to use ma'r! It's the poggiest of all phrases!

Tommyinnit says: just killed a si'am feeling good
Gerold and Joe: so i was like scuse me si'am this is a mcjesus i don't have all day
Person B: Si'am shut up!
by orangesodastan30 March 11, 2021
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Siamese Candy

When two pieces of candy are stuck together forming one bigger piece. Candy can also be subsituted for the type of candy you are eating. For example: Siamese Skittle, Siamese Mike and Ike, Siamese Milk Dud, ect.
Dude 1: "Hey man, can I have a skittle?"
Dude 2: "Sure."
Dude 1: "Eww, I dont want this piece."
Dude 2: "What's wrong with it?"
Dude 1: "It's Siamese Candy."
by Jared77 June 23, 2009
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Siamese Twins Game

A game which is played by two males or females in which the participants where a XXXXL sweater and cover themselves with a comforter whilst pretending to be Siamese Twins and engage in the act of mutual masturbation. This raises the question: 'When Siamese Twins rub one out is it an act of masturbation or incest?'. Either way is is a rather disgusting act meant for homosexuals.
Fred: Hey Tom wanna go to the Mall?
Tom: No, I plan on playing Siamese Twins Game with my Cousin, Billy-Joe.
Fred: You're a disgusting fuck-bag, you know that?
by WTFPickles February 29, 2012
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siamese twin

A sexual act by which a man cums on girl1's face and then sticks girl2's face to girl1's. The semen acts as a glue and the site depicts that the girls are siamese twins.
Dude! I just did the siamese twin with two girls in a threesome last night!
by bradley platt July 14, 2011
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SIAMESE AARDVARK

When two men use their spent semen to epoxy their foreskins together so you can't tell where one wanker ends and the other begins.
"Tell Nurse Dana to get the Novocaine ready. Those guys with the Siamese Aardvark look like screamers"!
by Barry Thorson August 28, 2010
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