mup the sesh

Having a great time seshing (drinking underage) with your friends or colleagues commonly used in Ireland

Boy:here pass me a can of druids bud
Other Boy: Here... Oh And MUP THE SESH

by anonymous November 16, 2017

Smoke sesh

When some people get together to smoke tobacco or marijuana

Hey man, you want to come over for a smoke sesh?

by ADIV May 17, 2010

bose session

when a person uses the bose headphones while jerking off in his/her room so his roomates cant hear his porn or him slapping his hog. Most commonly used in dormitories.

I walked in his room and his pants were at his ankles, laptop in front his face, and headphones on his head. He was having a serious bose session.

by John Lindley January 6, 2008

JO Sesh

A session of Jacking off

"Dude, Jeff told me that he had a fatty JO Sesh last night."

by Erick Olson August 16, 2008

Dump Session

When a group of males go accompany each other to take shits at the same time. This usually occupies all of the stalls in a public bathroom, and occasionally spreads to urinals and, in the extreme, sinks.

Bro 1: Yo man i have to take a dump.

Bro 2: Dude, me too!

Bro 3: Me three!

Bro 1: Yo lets go pull a dump session in the school bathroom!

by Agatster February 14, 2009

Pimp Sesh

(PIMP-SESH)- From the terms "Pimp" and "Session"

1. Noun. A "pimp sesh" is a time of great fun.
2. Verb. To pimp sesh something is to do it well. (past: pimp seshed)
3. Adjective. Something that is pimp sesh is good in general.

1. Let's have a pimp sesh!
2. Man, I pimp seshed that assignment!
3. Aw, that car is so pimp sesh.

by TeddySesh March 16, 2009

Jeff Sessions

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018