you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.

person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.

by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021

how selfish

a way to express your envy when a pretty girl responds to someones comment.

wow so beautiful lets play valorant random girl on tiktok

random girl: okay

how selfish.

by rollbit.com/beauty December 7, 2024

Pussy selfish

When one of your boys refuses to bring his cohort of pussy to the table for you to share. He keeps it for himself because of his inherent selfishness.

Buddy, we were supposed to hit the trifecta, but you’re being pussy selfish.

by Dingleberryjimmy November 14, 2023

Selfish

Selfish is a person who always thinks about themselves and never put anyone first...

She's really selfish

by Saraa<<33 November 10, 2022

selfish sympathy

Regretful soothing words dat you administer to someone else to supposedly make him feel better about a situation, but in reality you merely feel sorry for YOURSELF.

A classic "selfish sympathy" example, from an old "Peanuts" comic:

Schroeder, in exasperation at Lucy's pushy "over-attentiveness": Do you know what Beethoven never had?!
Lucy: What?
Schroeder, rantingly waving his arms above his head: Beethoven never had girls hanging on to his piano and bugging him about giving them presents!
Lucy, mildly shocked: He DIDN'T?! (pauses to ponder this fact) Poor Beethoven!

by QuacksO March 8, 2023

selfish music

When you play music at a very low volume so that you are the only one who can hear it.

"It's so quiet in the office! Are you listening to selfish music again?"

"Yep."

"Well, I don't want to work in silence. I'll turn on some of my own, too!"

by pricklypear2018 October 12, 2018

Selfish-Isolator

A person who self-isolates during the Covid-19 pandemic only until it interferes with their own social life.

He only self-isolates from Covid-19 until there’s a non-essential reason to leave his house, like a party or chance to hookup on Tinder. He’s a total selfish-isolator.

by KokoSmall April 11, 2020