scouching

sledding....on a couch...instead of a sled

Mary- "Hey Joe, wanna go sledding today?
Joe- "Fuck no mary, I'm going scouching."

by ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhlame January 19, 2011

slouching

A human position that is commonly used while a person is sitting down. This position is also known as the "Tariq", named after the famous Tariq Ahmed. He used the art of slouching to seduce many women.

Man look at that guy slouching! He must get a lot of girls!

by Tariq Ahmed December 14, 2008

Scooching

Action of a dog running his ass across a carpet

Fido is scooching on my Ikea rug

by J Conde October 27, 2005

snarching

Derogatory term used by vinyl purist DJs who believe that their own chosen artform will never die, to poo poo the whole concept of digital dj'ing. Usually with no prior knowledge of the idea or concept being "snarched"

snarcher-one who snarches
snarchee-one who is snarched

i was snarching some wise boy the other day terrance, he only went and said my snarching was both stupid an unfounded

some cuthbert was snarching my killer technique the otherday sasha, really paul van, thats terrible that is

by digitaldude December 9, 2008

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch in public.

That’s so gross, did you see John scrotching in math today?!

by InSPYery October 20, 2017

Slonching

The perfect word to describe when someone is chewing obnoxiously with their mouth open.

Stop slonching at the dinner table

by Caninmirror January 10, 2019

searching for cavities

When a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male is searching for various forms of tooth decay and the like.

No, I didn't have sex with her, I was only searching for cavities.

Searching for cavities is what I does.

by Jay-Bones January 12, 2009