Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

by Manchelli March 6, 2009

shit shanker

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.

Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.

by supersab September 6, 2010

Meat Spanker

A person who enjoys Jacking Off

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.

by Nick July 15, 2003

scanked

When someone asks you for something for free. also see scab

she totally scanked that off me!! grr

by krazykrissy666 October 28, 2005

skankersore

the soreness in your legs that occurs after a good ska show. this soreness is, of course, due to mass amounts of skanking at the show.

rude boy #1: that show last night was pretty rad.

rude boy#2: yeah, but i was skanking so much that now i've got a killer skankersore.

rude boy#1: yeah me too. my legs are sore as hell.

by rsgstht argthth August 24, 2007

hankerin for a spankerin

simply put u are hankin for a spankin

that hoe just looks like she is hankerin for a spankerin.

by runningman May 12, 2008

Spankerchief

a hankerchief that you cum on

wow dude i need to wash my spankerchief

by Mitch Meyer April 8, 2008