sammich

When a guy creams between a girl named Sammi's pussy lips and then eats it up.

I ate that shit up. 'Twas the best sammich ever.

by sammichmachine August 3, 2010

OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."

Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.

by weave October 28, 2003

sammich

a sammich is a sandwich made by a woman

The best sandwich is one made by a woman:

W: Honey, I made you a sammich
M: Hellz yea you did, bitch

by awoman7891 May 10, 2011

Sammich

A sandwich made by a women intended for a male before or after sexual pleasure.

"She made me a Sammich after making love", said a guy to his friend.

by Murder by DJ November 1, 2010

Sammich

When you put your face inbetwixt the bosoms/funbags that of which pertains to a girl named Samantha or Sam or Sammie or Samalamapussylicker.

Make me a Sammich.
Motorboat?! Give me a Sammich!

by samalamapussylicker March 24, 2010

Sammich

The best sandwich in the world, which has been prepared by a woman. Known to cause mouth orgasms and non-stop NOM-ing.

Woman: Here's your sandwich babe.

Man: Mmmmmm SAMMICH!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!

by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... May 9, 2011

Sammich

A god among sandwiches, which will and only can be made from a female-counter part, to a male species.

Also; the exact definition in Urban Dictionary from the number one spot.

Man: Make me sammich, nao.
Woman: -Makes the orgy-like sammich-
Man: -eats sammich-

by SammichEaterrr January 20, 2011