K.M.A.S

Kiss My Ass Sucka. also wrote as K-MAS

If ya love me then Merry X-MAS
If ya hate me then Merry K.M.A.S

by Kazerian December 28, 2011

M*A*S*H*

This word means mansion*apartment*shack*house. It is a game that people play to see what their future will hold. you also pick hot guys so your husband is hot!

JGUT, will you m*a*s*h* me?
sure, pick 2 guys, 2 cars, etc...

by jesslicious May 30, 2006

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.

Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

by Koo Times Two September 6, 2011

S.M.A.R.T.

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.

Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !

by David Lenins September 8, 2007

S.M.A.R.T.

Sexually Molested And Raped Twice

John was S.M.A.R.T. when he was little

by Endermanz363 November 17, 2016

M*A*S*H

a game, that girls aroung 12 like to play to tell thier futher

lets play M*A*S*h and find out who her husband is gonna be

by sophiee December 28, 2005

M.A.S.H.

Mothers
Against
Sexual
Harasment

MadDawg: i finaly found out what mash means

Mothers
Against
Sexual
Harasment

GHXOXST:
WTF

BAN

by Mciheldfgbdfg August 11, 2004