rusty tombone

Golfer who's shot pattern is duff, fat, shank, penalty, good shot, 3 putt for a triple bogey on every hole. Shoots between 110 and 125. This golfer plays no more than 4 times per year.

That old Cratty used to be a rusty tombone but he really put his time in to improve his game. Did you see the way he played at Jon Herzog's bachelor party?

by Neil Costa September 28, 2008

rusty trumbone

After a guy is done buttfucking a girl or banging her, she gives him a blow job.

Damn i gave that bitch a RUSTY TRUMBONE last night.

by ChesseSexyMan June 4, 2007

rusty trambone

when a man blows in a girls pussy and then the girl ejaculates for him

My dick still hurts from that rusty trambone last nght.

by Reuben P April 30, 2006

Rusky Trombone

It's like the Rusty Trombone, only it's played by the 45th President of the US on Vlad (the Lad) Putin.

After the Remembrance Day Ceremonies in France, Donny Drumpf was going to play a solo on the Rusky Trombone!

by Jesterger November 12, 2018

Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty, in fact...it's so rusty that it has been considered the most rustiest item in all of rustiness history!

Damn, that rusty trumbone is very rusty!

by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018

Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!

Damn, now that is one rusty trumbone!

by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018

rusty+trombone

Masturbation while recieving anilingus. The reach around being the trombone.

A Rusty Trombone, is while having his ass ate out his partner gives him a reach around and masturbates him. He has never had a rusty+trombone done to him.

by Brndmg July 16, 2006