Russian Sports Drink

Noun. A heady mix of vodka and Gatorade.

Kaalen: Yo, I bought the vodka, did you bring the Gatorade?
Tim: Wouldn't be a Russian sports drink without it!

by Cklark Ckent April 14, 2014

Russian Judge

A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.

Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.

After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 26, 2018

Russian Sewer Pipe

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, and freeze it, then proceed to use it as a dildo.

Mom: "Son, what is your shit doing in the fridge?"
Son: "Jesus Mom, I'm making a Russian sewer pipe."

by TheRealKira January 24, 2015

The Russian Vice

When a person forcefully squeezes a man's testicles so as to cause the victim great pain.

"After my girlfriend went through my phone, she dumped me and put me in The Russian Vice."

by Peter the Mediocre December 10, 2016

danielle rose russell

a really sexy and cute woman that got body shamed on twitter for losing weight ? like what she literally gorgeous y’all are just jealous of her

who’s danielle rose russell? a really sexy girl

by klaroline forever July 14, 2021

Rossome

A higher level of awesome.

Felix is a pretty cool dude, but he's just not cool enough to be Rossome!

by Rossome2 July 28, 2010

soviet russia

A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003